Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. I didn’t see you behind that grain of rice. Angela, where’s Angela? Well, there you are. Creed, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Kevin, I can’t decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Meredith, you’ve slept with so many guys you’re starting to look like one. “Jim, you’re 6’11”, and you weigh 90 pounds. He later comes into the office to tell his employees what he thinks of them. Michael being sad at the park on his personal day The next day, Michael does not show up and takes a personal day due to his hurt feelings. He decides then to host a roast of himself to help ease the stress of his employees but ends up with his feelings hurt as they bring up Michael’s most embarrassing moments from the show. Michael tries to ease the stress of everyone in the office to which he learns he is the cause. Dwight tricks everyone into signing his form after no one agrees to do so willingly. Dwight wearing the face of the dummy and terrifying everyoneĭwight’s actions reach the ears of corporate and he is required to apologize to his coworkers and get their written acknowledgement of his apology. Michael and Andy sing the Bee Gee’s “Staying Alive” while Kelly dances and Dwight cuts open the CPR dummy to “harvest the organs.” This stresses Stanley out and while everyone is trying to calm him down, Dwight takes the opportunity to cut the face off of the dummy in and place it on his own in an attempt to copy Silence of the Lambs.į2. As everything else on The Office, Michaels plan does not work out and chaos ensues. Stanley’s heart attack leads Michael to hire an instructor to come teach his employees in CPR. The entirety of the cold open can be watched in the video above. He creates an all too realistic fire by cutting the phone lines, heating the handles of the doors, locking or blocking all exits, and even throwing a lit cigarettes into a trash can full of lighter fluid and newspaper claiming “ today smoking is gonna save lives.” This fake fire cause panic amongst the Dunder-Mifflin Scranton employees resulting in Kevin smashing the vending machine to steal the snacks, Oscar crying into the ceiling to try to get help, Angela grabbing her hidden cat and throwing it after Oscar, it promptly falling back down through the ceiling, Michael throwing the projector out the window to call for help, Jim and Andy slamming the copier into a door to try to break it down, Andy screaming “the fire is shooting at us” when Dwight sets of small fireworks, Oscar falling through the ceiling, and finally Dwight having a heart attack from the stress of the situation. Dwight takes it upon himself to teach everyone about fire safety through example. His new album, Playoff Season, is available on Apple Music, Spotify, and more.Number 3 of my top 5 favorite Office episodes is the two part episode “Stress Relief.” It has by far my favorite cold open. Like our intro music? Kenny Shane does it. Very cool.īe sure to follow them on Twitter: And catch their weekly livestream on the #DorkGUniverse Facebook page, as well as all their archived audio content on Geeks Worldwide & Midnight.FM. With appearances from and be back on 1/3/23 with their annual year-in-review awards show. While they fold over in anxiety and frustration enjoy this release of their 100th episode where previous guests and members of the #DSG roast one another in the way only friends know how to do. Wesley is busy trying not to lose his shit putting together baby furniture. Nick is busy trying to win over his future in-laws in Connecticut.
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